Almost an X-Man

Episode 27: Runaways, Strays, and Boobays - Almost an X-Man Ep. 27

Dazzler's career is taking off, so it's time for an interruption. Lois London, Alison's half sister, is going through some changes. Deadly changes. Changes that flip her world and her sister Dazzler's world upside down. How do the two cope? Road trip! To Pittsburgh...Plus: Girls do more weird things, a stray cat, and The Mutant Hunters! Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Episode 26: What If Dazzler got an Epic Full Time Job - Almost an X-Man Ep. 26

It's a "What If...? Special! We take a detour this issue to learn, what would happen if Dazzler were made a Herald of Galactus for more than five minutes? What kind of Herald would Alison become? Will she hold concerts in space? How many space boyfriends will she collect?Plus: The buffest Watcher of all Watchers.Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Episode 25: After School Special Bull$#!^ - Almost an X-Man Ep. 25

It's the issue that only Dazzler wanted. No superhuman adversary, no trips to another dimension, nor outer space. This is just a regular, average, pop-star adventure... kind of. Not really. This is the kind of cautionary tale that would make ABC blush. Did that reference go over your head? Don't worry, it'll all make sense soon. Plus: Lance's sick wheels!Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Episode 24: Nothing Says Intimacy like Dairy and Bread - Almost an X-Man Ep. 24

Dazzler's hired goons Danny and Luke are back for one more adventure! Rogue is stalking our hero, carrying a serious grudge after Alison bested her in combat and absconded with Mystique's helicopter. We also check in with Dazzler's sister, Lois London, who is still experiencing unexplained fainting spells that no one is taking seriously. Plus: A romantic 1980's dinner with booze and fondue and the biggest couch in all the land.Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Episode 23: Arson and Lightsabers - Almost an X-Man Ep. 23

Dazzler and Angel are both still very shaken from their previous encounter with Rogue, Mystique, Destiny, and the Pentagon’s Anti-Personnel Hawks. While Warren has gone to ground, Alison has hired some muscle, the Heroes for Hire! Power Man and Iron Fist, also known as Luke Cage and Danny Rand, step in to offer Alison support as a strange string of fires start to break out near her. Is this the work of Rogue and her moms?Plus: Girls do weird things. Danny and Luke like street food. And arsonists shouldn’t wear costumes.Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Episode 22: Stolen Experimental Anti-Personnel Hawks - Almost an X-Man Ep. 22

HAWKS! The issue opens with a sky-high dogfight against hawks!! Angel is being hunted, but by whom?? Dazzler’s career is taking off as she cuts her first record! This band practice is as intense as Whiplash! And, Carter Blaire is moving on.Plus, an early Rogue appearance where she resembles a middle-aged woman! RJ gets really butthurt about Mystique abandoning her son, and Matt has some questions about hawks that go unanswered.Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Episode 21: Mama Needs Her Happy Powder - Almost an X-Man Ep. 21

Alison confronts her father, Judge Carter Blaire, in the most revealing issue yet!  The truth of Alison's mother is revealed just before the biggest moment of her professional career. A veritable who's who of heroes and do-gooders are bound to show up to support Dazzler, but why is she so off her game? Is Vanessa's plan going to work? Why is everyone offering Dazzler drugs? This is a story rife with drama you don't want to miss. It gets emotional. Plus, a fashion montage!Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Episode 20: Smooth Jazz Baby Torture - Almost an X-Man Ep. 20

Judge Carter Blaire’s condition is not improving.  Desperate, Bella Blaire implores Warren Worthington III to find Alison. Where is Dazzler while her father is bugging out in one of his favorite chairs? Heading over to visit her bandmates for a nice, quiet, relaxing luncheon party. Elsewhere, Vanessa’s vocal coach Barbara London reveals a shocking secret… and then another one! Oh, and the luncheon doesn’t stay calm for long. The friendly get together is crashed by Doctor Sax and Johnny Guitar! Who are Doctor Sax and Johnny Guitar? Only the baddest *@#&$$&%@#$^* this side of Coachella!!!  Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Episode 19: I Know Why the Black Bolt Sings - Almost an X-Man Ep. 19

Faced with a towering, seemingly unstoppable Absorbing Man, Dazzler skates off in search of help. With nowhere left to turn, Alison’s call is suddenly answered by the Inhumans! Everyone's favorite space hill-folk. Meanwhile, Warren continues to meddle in Alison’s family life, and Judge Carter Blaire slips deeper into delirium. Plus - Vanessa Tooks takes some singing lessons, and makes a startling discovery…  Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.

Episode 18: Ballad of the White Easter Islanders - Almost an X-Man Ep. 18

Dazzler is gifted a powerful weapon, which she uses on an audience to, "spice up," a show... A weapon! The Absorbing man is on the hunt... For revenge! Judge Carter Blair goes to work... and is stricken by a mysterious malaise! Featuring the 1982 New York Yankees! No ellipses for the Yankees.Intro and outro music by J. Cayo.