Night of the Living Dazzler - Almost an X-Man Ep. 34

In this Thriller of an issue, our P.Y.T. Alison scores a break being cast as a dancer in a Teddy Lingard music video! Perhaps it’s Human Nature, but at some point Alison can’t help but suspect there is something Bad going on at the shoot. Will our Unbreakable hero apprehend a Smooth Criminal, or is our Heartbreaker simply letting Butterflies get the best of her?

Plus: A bathrobe and legwarmers drive RJ Off the Wall. Roman’s recharacterization is enough to make Matt Scream. And Teddy is really just Michael Jackson.

Intro and outro music by J. Cayo